Monthly Archives: May 2014

Hallmark Can Suck It, They Rarely Get It Right.

For my wonderful mother, fetcher of fancy cheese, worker of minor miracles, 5 star chef, champion of the household and raiser of the Brucest child.  The cards sucked this year, I hope this will suffice. 

I looked for a card,
It was really quite hard.
Nothing quite right
No spot on insight
Truth is, you’re much better than best
So very far above all the rest
You’ve always gone well out of your way
To make sure I have the very best days
I just couldn’t list all you’ve done for me
I could try, but complete it would never be
Fact is you do so much more than you should
More than most would or could
Nothing below nor up above
Could ever compare to my mothers’ love
Thank your moms and your dads too
There is nothing they wouldn’t do for you
No card could say this so I wrote it down
My mom’s by far the best around
For all you’ve done and continue to do
I hope you know how much I love you.

Happy Mothers Day to the Brucest of Bruces.
Really, no mom is as Bruce as you.