It’s not going to stop raining, there is no use in complaining
White Christmas is out, don’t bother to pout
We’re walkin in a Muddy wonderland.
Rain boots on, it’s time go out and let the horses stretch their legs out
One slipped and fell, it’s a horse owner’s hell
We’re sliding in a Muddy Wonderland
You’ns can shape an ornament from a mud ball,
Set them on the floor around the tree
You can make the best of it or shout out
I’m sick of mud so freeze it up for me
Playing fetch in the driveway, the scent of wet dog wafting my way
To get back inside, I must dry their hide
We’re tracking in the Muddy Wonderland.
Clean the house; companies coming. What’s the point, the rain’s not stopping
I’ll let the dogs out to pee and like I never cleaned
We’re living in a Muddy Wonderland…
The dogs have turned a color I can’t name now,
The slide tracks in the yard will never fade
Hikies are suspended til it dries up,
I can’t believe the mess the rain has made
I know white Christmas is loved by many, but cleaning snow really kills me
I’m happy enough, though mud can be rough
I’ve come to grips with Muddy Wonderland…and I’m not clearing snow on Christmas Eve.
I hope everyone has a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!
The Management, Muddy Ass Acres