More ‘viewed me’, as promised. Guys want a girl that’s hard to get. I think I finally screamed past impossible. This is now a social experiment. Stay tuned, in case I do something useful with it.
Ieatassto – That’s right you read that correctly. And yes, he probably kisses his momma with that mouth. And, nope. I won’t be having late night cereal tonight.
MyLastRide – is he looking for the Thelma to his Louise, or does he want to just hump the next girl over a cliff? Nope and nope.
Tosexyformytown – well, you’re probably TOO sexy for mine. There is TOO much nope around here. Sidebar: this one emailed me; it read ‘I bet yr challenging’. If Nope had a face, it would be Xena, Warrior Princess.
Rustylova – Tempting, but nope. And now I am listening to some Shaggy…Rustylova, Rustylova….oooh boy, nope, nope, nope.
Sporlover – Do you need a flu shot to meet this guy? Seriously, I know you probably meant sports, but SportsloverImnotcarryinganydeadlypathogens would have been a better choice. Nope.
Whippet – Does he like svelte dogs or does he whip it good? Nope. And nope. And I’m listening to Devo.
TonytheTiger – He’s Nooooope!!!! And I’m ready for some cereal after all.
Dominate911 – W. T. F. ? I’m not even looking. Nope. Update: Screen name changed to Fudge Packer, because that’s less threatening. Pack some nope in your ass.
AwfullyHappy – this wouldn’t normally make my list, but he looks like someone is wrenching his balls in his picture. He’s got Resting Nope Face.
StrongHands69 – Seriously? I have some wood that needs to be cut. And where exactly is your other strong hand in your profile pic? Nope, don’t tell me.
Picture Book – What kind of pictures? Are the girls alive in them? Nope.
Loverman77 – How fucking old are we? And I’m listening to Shaggy again…
Twisted Cloud – Is he on mushrooms? Is he a nutjob that likes to pillow fight? Nope, we will never know.
Peepkang – If you arrange to meet him and can’t find him, he’ll be in the bushes taking pictures of you. Lots of them. Just say, nope.
LoveProvider – The cellular customer you’re trying to reach cannot be located. Please scrap any idea of trying again later.
Rightfit4me – What are we, shoes? I have a mental image of someone sliding their foot into a vagina. I probably shouldn’t pick on this guy, but they are already verifying photos, next it will be the size of your nope. But that’s a whole different blog.
Pickle67 – Yes, a nope pickle. And we all know you were hoping for Pickle69, but it was taken.
AND TONIGHT’S WINNER….drum roll, please…
screenname – Excellent.
These screen names are taken from a legitimate, popular, vanilla online dating site, not one of the many designated ‘adult’ sites out there.
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