My favorite riding season is here and the holiday’s are around the corner, so it’s time to bid fair well to the mythical land of online potential togetherness. As a parting gift, the latest batch of questionable screen names.
Get some cereal, or serial…your choice.
SuperTongue – Some red hot nopilingous right here!!!!
Jimloveslips – Subtlety lives in the Land of Nope.
Big O – OOOO say can you see, by the Land of Nopes’ early light…the count is off, but I had to do it. Make it work in your head.
Mr Speed – Let’s be clear, exactly none of us are looking for you. Hi, my name is Jack…Jack Hammer.
GoHerd71 – go herd what? Can I assume this is a working date? Do I need steel toe shoes?
Movin On Up – to the east siiiiiideeee. Anyone not do this? Anyone?
Super Active – dude looks 90 and has resting nope face, the antithesis of super active…
RustySpider – sorry but there is nothing appealing about rust or spiders. But now I’m looking around for spiders.
Wiper – wiper of what? Other people’s bottoms? I’m covered.
Badman – well, ok. And we are back in the Land of Nope.
Niceguyfrthemostpart – yeah, it’s that nope part we are worried about.
2real4most – translation: 2clingy4me, make like a dryer sheet and Bounce ya ass on outta here….
MerrilyClassy – merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is filled with nope.
Basicconfusion – describes my last 12 years…
ChivalrylivesinNJ – oh, come on. I’ve driven behind a few you…you fuckers don’t think about anyone else.
Stevestif – really? Steve is probably going to stay that way…it’s a nope job for Steve!
Ramz1211 – all this guy’s pictures have girls in them with just their eyes blacked out. Just in time for Nopaween.
Soullesswolf – intriguing. Nope, just kidding, you sound howllow!
TombeingTom – I’ve been waiting all this time for someone to be Steven Tyler, could you be him for a bit?
Bakerman – and now patty cake is stuck in my head…and I want chocolate cake. Fuck cereal.
SecretlyHandsome – No picture. Points for creativity, but we aren’t buying it.
And a high five to this guy:
ExSpyRisksCapture – all his pictures are partial profile…and now I’m listening to the theme song from Mission Impossible. And I still want chocolate cake.
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